Female comics are my life
One of the kids in my high school class was born on April Fool’s and his dad missed his birth because when his mom called to say she was in labour he laughed and hung up on her
"So,anyway…had a little time between movies…"
excuse me waiter where are my crayons
"I want to stain your lips with my name
So even if years later we aren’t kissing each other,
Girls will still taste the love we had"
listening to my parents scream at me
i think im gonna lay down…………
THE LAW! you all thought i was going to bed! justice never sleeps, haha suckers
wait are girls not supposed to sit with their legs wide open and since when
i’ve been thinking about that response for a few hours
how can lawyers argue without crying
if i went into a courtroom i’d be all
now you fucking listen here you little cumslut
"he has been found guilty”
"HA IN YOUR FUCKING FACES, BITCHES."